shoot for the stars because if you destroy them night time will become darker and then it’ll be easier to commit crimes
Things you find most on Tumblr summed up in one gif.
this is amazing
a naked guy holding a cat and eating pizza
i think my blog is complete
oh my god
CHANNINGI can’t get over the fact of ’ a naked guy’ really?! IT’S CHANNING FUCKING TATUM
How could you not reblog naked Channning Tatum, eating pizza, picking up a cat.. srsly
why am I not one of those bloggers that attracts millions of anons every day
tips for flirting: carve your number into a potato and roll it towards eligible females you wish to court with
Tumblr user Pizza is both scary and entertaining
I’m not sure if I should be scared or impressed.
“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
“I want to wear shorts but then everything will stick to the bottom of my sweaty legs” the prequel.
“I’m going to wear shorts because I’m a sexy piece of human and who the fuck cares about what I wear” the season finale
the year is 2053. a girl lays on her bed wearing vintage ugg boots. ‘I was born in the wrong generation’ she sighs as she listens to taylor swift and cries over a one direction poster.
some kids are actually gonna be like this you do realize that
A news station was interviewing a man who lived near a dangerous intersection. It is known for an inordinate number of car crashes.
HE JUST KIND OF STEPS BACK
“oh see there you go son”
BALLS OF NONCHALANT STEEL
“See, now this is the kinda shit I’m talking about…”
my school’s “rival school” is on lockdown right now bc someone put weed in the vents so everyones slowly getting high oh my godd
I guess now you could call it a high school